Tuesday, March 31, 2009
My Funny Stories!!
i have decided i am a great story teller...i could tell any boring story and make it so exciting just by my facial expressions and sound affects..ha ha like my brothers in a fight..with my lip action...anyways..i just love telling stories and hearing stories...i just am proud of my skills ha ha..i thought of this cause today in math i was telling this girl that sits next to me all this stories and i was just laughing ha ha they are great!! anywho..i guess i am just bored in the computer lab ha ha!!
i should have forgotten about billy!!
so yesterday morning as i was brushing my teeth i looked up and thought..oh great i have english..then i thought a bit longer..OH SHOOT I HAVE MY FOUR ROUGH DRAFT COPIES DUE TODAY...i was like its okay..not a big deal they are not worth alot i just will do amazing on the final...well i forgot that it was the first day of the quarter so my dad kindly told me i now have a F in the class but it will go up!! anyways...back to the point of this blog..so as i was sitting in english i turned in my paper that said i got 40 out of 80 points for the day because i didnt have my rough draft!! mrs. snow was like..lets get all 4.o this quarter cause there are a few of you that i was not proud of last quarter (meaning me) so she was looking through the papers and got to mine and was like ...steph..no paper...and i was like its actually a funny story..okay not funny but...(then i told her about me brushing my teeth) she stopped everything and looked right at me and yelled THATS WHY YOU HAVE A PLANNER!!! THATS WHY YOU HAVE A PLANNER..YOU GUYS THINK THIS IS FUNNY??!!!! (i guess any teacher would be frustrated with me ha ha) i tried so hard not to laugh! i have never had a teacher yell at me like this..and she was kinda scary..ha ha well the night befor i did my sewing homework (write a story about sewing and mine was called Billys Mistake it was about a goat) that i found out doesnt have to be turned in until wednesday...so it was my mistake of forgetting about the big thing that was due and did a silly book that wont even make a difference...ha ha it was great but i used to be in good terms with mrs. snow..now i dont think so much...great..ha ha hope you enjoyed..thats two times i have written in 3 days!! ha ha
Sunday, March 29, 2009
the many adventures of wentworth!!
so today i had to give a talk at the old folks place called wentworth it was quite the experience!
it all started off with michelle unice befor leaving was going to come up to me and tell me congrats on making it to state for basketball but she heard all of us talking about wentworth so she was like...hey steph, congrats on making it to Wentworth...i just stared at her and thought..what the?? then she started laughing and said...oh i ment state ha ha it made me laugh!!
so me marci kylie and casey jumped in the car and headed off to wentworth....we sat down and i heard the old ladies behind us chatting about how cold it was..and then they started commenting on mine and the rest of the laurels outfits..mind you it was snowing outside and marci didnt have a jacket..they were amazed saying very loudly..."she needs a jacket" "that girl is wearing short sleeves she is crazy" "she is a really tough girl going out in this weather!" "these girls are all so cute" (that one made my day) ha ha these old ladies say whatever they want as loud as they want and whenever they want!!
someone in the bishopric gets up and asks everyone if they can hear and this lady behind us yells i could hear if people werent talking and then she glares straight at me...it was scary but made me laugh..no worries i was quiet the rest of the time!! mind you..i wasnt even talking!! ha ha maybe a whisper to marci not a big deal ha ha
so then we start singing...ha ha that was fun! some lady was just humming and others were opera singing it was great! i tried not to laugh cause when i laugh its noticable cause my shoulders move up and down!!
during the sacrament some lady just yelled something i dont remember what but..it was super funny!
i get up to speak and i gave a talk on happiness..easy subject i gave the talk about two weeks ago in my own sacrament so..it was easy..i am not the best at english or grammar so i said more happier...and some lady (same lady that glared at me) was like...MORE HAPPIER? ha ha
so then some lady was complaining how she couldnt hear so the same lady that glared at me was like THAN GET A HEARING AIDE!! ha ha so funny!!
it was a great experience...as we were leaving some old guy in his jazzy comes rolling over to us and was like "back when i was in high school we never had such pretty ladies like you girls..."we all laughed and he was like "it must be the latterdays! ha ha i was like...this is the best pickup line ever ha ha...then he started whipping out jokes ha ha my favorite one was he started off by saying "ya know how geese fly in a v shape? and i was like YA! and he said "ya know how one side is longer than the other? and i was like ya ha ha...and he was like "how does that happen?" i was like you tell me! and he was like "no you tell me" and i was like i have no idea...he was like " cause one side has more birds than the other ha ha" best joke ever!! ha ha he was so charming ha ha i could have just taken him home with me ha ha!!
it was a great experience and i just love old people they are so interesting ha ha!! and way funny!! i was very happy to go even tho at the beginning i didnt want to!
it all started off with michelle unice befor leaving was going to come up to me and tell me congrats on making it to state for basketball but she heard all of us talking about wentworth so she was like...hey steph, congrats on making it to Wentworth...i just stared at her and thought..what the?? then she started laughing and said...oh i ment state ha ha it made me laugh!!
so me marci kylie and casey jumped in the car and headed off to wentworth....we sat down and i heard the old ladies behind us chatting about how cold it was..and then they started commenting on mine and the rest of the laurels outfits..mind you it was snowing outside and marci didnt have a jacket..they were amazed saying very loudly..."she needs a jacket" "that girl is wearing short sleeves she is crazy" "she is a really tough girl going out in this weather!" "these girls are all so cute" (that one made my day) ha ha these old ladies say whatever they want as loud as they want and whenever they want!!
someone in the bishopric gets up and asks everyone if they can hear and this lady behind us yells i could hear if people werent talking and then she glares straight at me...it was scary but made me laugh..no worries i was quiet the rest of the time!! mind you..i wasnt even talking!! ha ha maybe a whisper to marci not a big deal ha ha
so then we start singing...ha ha that was fun! some lady was just humming and others were opera singing it was great! i tried not to laugh cause when i laugh its noticable cause my shoulders move up and down!!
during the sacrament some lady just yelled something i dont remember what but..it was super funny!
i get up to speak and i gave a talk on happiness..easy subject i gave the talk about two weeks ago in my own sacrament so..it was easy..i am not the best at english or grammar so i said more happier...and some lady (same lady that glared at me) was like...MORE HAPPIER? ha ha
so then some lady was complaining how she couldnt hear so the same lady that glared at me was like THAN GET A HEARING AIDE!! ha ha so funny!!
it was a great experience...as we were leaving some old guy in his jazzy comes rolling over to us and was like "back when i was in high school we never had such pretty ladies like you girls..."we all laughed and he was like "it must be the latterdays! ha ha i was like...this is the best pickup line ever ha ha...then he started whipping out jokes ha ha my favorite one was he started off by saying "ya know how geese fly in a v shape? and i was like YA! and he said "ya know how one side is longer than the other? and i was like ya ha ha...and he was like "how does that happen?" i was like you tell me! and he was like "no you tell me" and i was like i have no idea...he was like " cause one side has more birds than the other ha ha" best joke ever!! ha ha he was so charming ha ha i could have just taken him home with me ha ha!!
it was a great experience and i just love old people they are so interesting ha ha!! and way funny!! i was very happy to go even tho at the beginning i didnt want to!
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